"I love its courageous circularity.""Now that you mention it, it reminds me of a ball.""He calls it 'Artist on A Ladder Approaching The Cross.""He always had a way with words!""I feel like he's captured the very feeling of looking into the nexus.""I wish I hadn't left my glasses at home."
"I know the artist, he's only this big, can you believe it?"
For anyone looking closely..."This smells like shit."
"The shadows here have so much depth".
Don't know if it's useful, but I think you'll be able to appreciate the hilarity of this...A quote from the Art Basel Miami Beach Art Newspaper: "There was much speculation surrounding...[the] empty gallery stand at yesterday's V-VIP preview, with several visitors believing it to be a suitably subversive comment on our product-glutted era, and one collector declaring it his favorite."
person 1: This art is amaaaazing.person 2: Yeah, me too. Are there anymore pbr left?
"It only took six days to make all of this?"
oops, "I heard he did all of this in just six days!"artist = god
hahahawow.thats going in